Plan B is the new Plan A
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Define "chronic" masturbator.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize