this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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