she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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