You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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