Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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