I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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