too bad you live with your parents still
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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