I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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