What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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