Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
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