I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
My day in three words: secret purse cake
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
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