I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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