You surviving the open bar?
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Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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