i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
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