I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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