Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
we made out on top of his cat.
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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