If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
I think a kid would responsible me up
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
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