Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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