adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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