I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
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