He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
COCAINE IS GR8
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
Randomize
