Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
Current dream situation- Gordon Ramsey is my Uber driver and he's hauling around a backseat filled with chocolate covered açai berries. I'm good for eternity.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
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