let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
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its like you know when i get waxed
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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