ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
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