...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
I wish i was in the wii world.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
ttyl tear gas
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
Randomize
