apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
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