If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
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