if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
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I need you to use more vowels.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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