So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
you win again, gameday.
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
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