Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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