omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
Randomize
