hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
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