Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
did i just pee glitter
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
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