That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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