bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
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