I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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