The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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