either way he was missing a nipple.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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