i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
is it fun? or sober?
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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