she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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