So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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