You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
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