it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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