And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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