Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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