Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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