No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
All the doctor said was why
Randomize
