Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
YOU HAVE PISSED AND FUCKED ON LITERALLY EVERYTHING IN MY HOUSE
Not everything, just a few things. And only a few times. The odds are really not all that bad when you break it down.
you’ve pissed every time you slept over. there’s no such thing as odds anymore. it’s guaranteed
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
Randomize
