tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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