he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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