why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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