Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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