Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
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