We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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