I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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