All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
Randomize
