One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
I slept walked to the toilet and woke up pooping. Easily one of the most disorienting events of my life.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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