My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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