I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
Its about making memories worth repressing
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
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