five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
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