Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
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