My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
Randomize
