i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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